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hello, this is mrs a's favirite {so just discovered} sis. am v drunk; normally have command of english language but for some reason {2 bottles of wine?} can't make computer work properly. been 4 meal to celebrate mrs a's birthday - made prat of self (sorry kevin) stole someone's wine, don't really knowhat i'm doin tryin to type when this drunk, but have sen lil sis thru worse times thanthis, and am still big sis (protect family at all costs). everyone's gone home now - feel this is my fault cos i was exceptionally embaressing, but don't get out often anymore & alcohol has knack of making me think i'm funnywhen really im just pain in the arse!
so,don't normallydo this blog thing but too p*ssed to know what i'm doing (stupid canadians - p*ssed means drunk not angry) and need to tell you all LIL SIS HAS TOLD LIES! ONLY I KNOWtruth about everything.
bruv in law says save ascrap so bye
sis s 9BIG SIS SEES ALL, KNOWS ALL!!!!!!