I reckon it went something like this....
Charles No son, I've told you before, no Glastonbury for you.
William But dad, I really want to go. Kate went....
Charles No William. I've tried to let you do lots of things you want,
but not this.
William It's not fair (Swings arms, Kevin-esque). You bever let me do anthing I want!
Harry He's right dad. You're horrible to us. You wouldn't even let me go to
Iraq, and that was my job!
Charles But it's for your own good boys. I'm just trying to keep you safe.
William Safe is booooring. I want to go to Glastonbury (sulks)
Charles I'll tell you what, you can invte whoever you want to come here instead
William That's no good. I want to feel the vibe of a big crowd
Charles Well, invite them to the Royal Variety Peformance then
Harry Now you're just being stupid dad. The RVP is hardly the
same as galston bury (rolls eyes)
William Yah! I want to have a whole festival vibe thing
Charles Well you cn't go t Glastonbury and that's that! There's no tickets
left anyway (stomps off to play in his garden)
William It's not fair! We never do anything fun. Whats the point of
all this money power and influence if we can't do stuff we want?
Harry We could do our own festival It can't be that difficult. if some
farmer can organise it on his own, we should be OK with all our staff.
William True. And we could have all the people we really wnat, and
none of that other rubbish
Harry Yah. It would be really cool. Just people we want. And we're
like royalty yah? We don't even have to stick to pop groups, we
could make anyone we want come along and perform.
William Yah, like Hollywood stars and sexy girls and such
Harry Yah, cool. Like we could even get old groups to turn up. The
ones that we missed cos we were too young. That would be cool.
William. Yeah cool.
William Oh hang on. Do you think that maybe the public would think
it was a bit of a waste of tax-payers money?
Harry Hmmmm. Good point. You don't want to ruin your public
image. Look how hard dad had to work to just not be viewed as insane.
William Yah. I think they might say we're a bit spoiled too. Shame (makes face)
Harry It would have been really fun though.
William Uh, Harry. Do you know what I just realised?
Harry Wills, I've just had this great idea....
William & Harry We say its all for mother. the public will let us do
anything if we stick her name on it
William Yay, lets have our own festival. It'll be loads better than
glastonbury. we can chose everything. the acts, the
venue, even the audience. fantastic!