Sit down & shut your mouth

LMD has recently learned how to cruise around the furniture. she happily gets up and down with only one hand on something for a bit of balance. It means the other hand is free to pick up anything & everything on tables, chairs, desks, sideboards etc.

LMD has always loved putting things i her mouth. Everything. especially paper for some unknown reason. Now she has a tooth, it's amazing what she likes to chew on.

I am not the most houseproud person in the world. Given the choice, I would rather do anything other than clean.

This is a very bad combination of factors.

So far today she I have removed the following from her mouth:

1. A plastic bottle cap
2. A plastic lid from a smarties tube
3. A dirty tissue
4. A clean baby wipe
5. The envelope containing my post
6. My post
7. An old piece of toast she found on the floor
8. A stickle brick
9. The computer wires
10. nappies! (clean ones)
11. my keys
12. peanuts
13. the computer wires again (she likes those)
14. An empty kitchen roll tube

it's only 2 o'clock!